The Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning (Book 1)
By: James F.
Pages: 1-103
Count Olaf (Antagonist)
Violet (Oldest of the Baudelaire orphans)
I have heard many things about the Baudelaire's
one being that they are out of a home
another one being they are filthy rich
maybe if I am quick enough I will be their guardian
hopefully I am in time to take them into my possession
Oh why, oh why did my parents perish
my parents were so wealthy and intelligent
who will take care of us now
who will take care of us now
that my parents perished in the fire
I am so worried.
I am a peasant
and all I want is to be wealthy
so give me your fortune or else
I am wealthy
and I want you to leave me alone
your not even my relative
so stop following me
I am so upset!
I will fake marriage with you
so I can have your fortune by law
You are a cruel monster
leave me alone that's all I ask of you
Never!
Why can't you cooperate with me
and give me your fortune
Why can't you jut leave me
so I can live a better life
so I can live a better life
Why should I?
Why don't you respect me
I never did a single thing
I even gave you beds to sleep in
I never did a single thing
I even gave you beds to sleep in
You claim to have done nothing
when really you are a demon
you held my baby sister way up high
then you threatened her
and all she could say is "Ah!
and on top of that you only give us one bed
so don't lie
I hate you!
How dare you talk back to me
I am your guardian
go make supper for me and ten others
and since your so rich make it yourself
and by the way make it quick
I hate Count Olaf
we should not be treated this way
if anything he should be nice to us
after all we are rich and smart
You have it all wrong!
I like how you made those characters speak as they would in the book. I also like how I knew what the characters are like just by reading this. Great blog!
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